Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Ugly car award: Honda Element

Let it be known that the Honda Element is the ugliest car I have ever seen. When I first saw one, I thought it was a joke—that someone had custom made this ugly car as a way to amuse onlookers in some way. I've seen a minivan decorated like a Federation starship. I've seen a SUV with mock bullet holes in it. I've seen the Wienermobile. I figured, when I saw the Honda Element, that I just didn't quite get the joke.

Then I saw another one. And another. A dull horror crept over me. Since then, I've said with confidence that the Honda Element is the most godawful ugly vehicle I have ever seen. I'm not exaggerating! There is none uglier, in my humble opinion, than the Honda Element.
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