Thursday, August 26, 2004

Top Ten Ways New York Is Preparing For the RNC

I submitted a few items to the "Top Ten Ways New York Is Preparing For the Republican National Convention" topic on the Late Show Top Ten Contest:
  • A truckload of dirt, a truckload of water, and a whole lot of slings.
  • Hip waders and nose clips for everyone!
  • Move the money to the breadbox and move the mouse trap to the pocket.

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