Trust but verify

Sometimes it's better not to look at the label.

About to pack it up

Bandit dance floor

Logan, what did you do with my socks?

I really should not leave them near where they play.

No nap today?

Not so much

Proud what?

This used to say "grandma" underneath "proud" (I think), but it's faded.

Freeze frame

I've had it paused this way for a while now. I think it's better than
the speech will be.

A real toy story

Logan is watching the movie, "Toy Story," and he remarked to me that
his toys "are not playing." I had to explain that real toys don't play
by themselves; you have to play with them.

iPhoned it in

Assisted loafing