New breakfast.

Near, but why are they called "Popeye eggs?"

Where shoe pudaydoh?

It's cute how he says "potato."

I claim this table schmutz in the name of America!

Why did I have a flag stuck in my burger?

Easter craft at my desk

Brenna made this at school.

Oscar's termites

What's eating our trash can?

Happy Easter!

I guess that doesn't go in the oven.

Bubble bulldog

Fabric softener...

...not quite the fog of war.

Comfort level

Sleeping girl or skydiver sans parachute?

Say cheese!

This is what I get when I ask my daughter to smile.

Grim determination

An entire wish is riding on the fate of these candles.

Bring me the head of...

Hannah Montana's birthday cake.

I miss Mom

Slide, at long last

He's been saying "slide" since Friday.

Not the same dog.

If she looked this way at the store, she'd have stayed there.

Laptop maintenance day at work

It's not every day I have six laptops at my desk.

Cute club

Neck restraints

Where's my bucket?

Sleepy head

Slow eater

It melted before he ate it.